To be completely clear, guinness is not black ooze.
It is however, a fucking liar.
Ask yourself a question - if the world was about to end wouldn't you want to dance and have a good time? Us too, shame the world is actually about to end. Like really soon. Next week maybe.
But until then we run a night every first Friday of the month at Catch Bar on Kingsland Road celebrating life until it gets crushed like a tiny ant. Come along!
If you want to talk to us in private (weirdo) you can email us at TheTrilogyNight@gmail.com